Dirty Jokes

En Teach me about birdwatching!!! el 2008.10.15

It is not only fine feathers that make fine birds. Aesop I believe that is true, literally and? metaphorically. I want to share something with you. It is related to 'birds' with not so fine feathers (to the eyes of some). I met these 'birds' a couple of years ago. Broken, ill, dirty. Ignored by 'finer' ones until they became invisible. The birds of my story are very, very young. They have beautiful souls and hearts, talents that nobody thought they could have, and dreams, like...

En Musik Addiction el 2008.08.24

Para la critica especializada fue un retroceso este disco para el grupo tras las expectativas creadas por los canadienses con Make Up the Breakdown. Principalmente la carencia que presenta el disco son canciones con coros repetitivos y muy rapidas. Claramente el disco pasa a categoria de divertido sin muchas pretensiones y con algunas canciones mas sobresalientes que otras. Genero Musical: Indie Rock Fecha de Salida: 4 de Abril de 2005 Genero Musical: Warner Bros Tracklist: 1. Introduction ? 0:17...

En Videoteca Histórica de la Imagen el 2008.04.05

These are the worlds oldest recorded dirty jokes. They come from a box of wax cylinders labled "Not for mixed company!" that is located at the Edison National Historic Site in East Orange, New Jersey. The ENHS was formerly Edison Laboratories, built in 1888 after Edison moved from Menlo Park, New Jersey. It is now run by the National Parks department. This is where the world's first recording studio was located. La película con grabación de sonido más antigua que se conoce. Nótese el ruido de los cilindros...

En rock mata pop el 2008.01.05

Hot Hot Heat Pais: Canada Album: Elevator Año: 2005 Género: Indie/Rock Alternativo Label: Warner Bros. ? Hot Hot Heat MySpace.com Tracklist: 1. "Introduction" ? 0:17 2. "Running Out of Time" ? 2:45 3. "Goodnight Goodnight" ? 2:10 4. "Ladies and Gentlemen" ? 2:55 5. "You Owe Me an IOU" ? 3:04 6. "No Jokes - Fact" ? 0:39 7. "Jingle Jangle" ? 3:55 8. "Pickin' It Up" ? 2:34 9. "Island of the Honest Man" ? 3:02 10. "Middle of Nowhere" ? 4:01 11. "Dirty Mouth" ? 2:44 12. "Soldier in a Box" ? 3:05 13. "Four...

En :: el útero de marita :: el 2007.11.27

"The Aristocrats" es una especie de chiste legendario para los comediantes gringos (algunos han rastreado sus orígenes hasta Dickens). Básicamente consiste en improvisar la escena más grotesca, incestuosa y escatológica posible. Aquí, la deliciosa Sarah Silverman lo cuenta: Esta es una edición de The Aristocrats, la película, un documental con el que tropecé anoche en HBO. Los entrevistados son de lujo; aparte de la Silverman, estaban Terry Gilliam, Jason Alexander, Whoppie Goldberg, el comité...

En Berkeley Place el 2007.07.12

The other day I?m sitting at a red light and my iPod, with its infinite wisdom and devilishly clever sense of humor, spits Bill Shatner?s Rocket Man at me. I?m sitting there, remembering his appearance at the Sci-Fi awards so long ago when he did a trio with himself and himself, rendering a version of this song so incredibly ironic that it still circulates the internets. (See it here! Follow this link!) The brilliance of it was that, as a viewer, you weren?t sure if T.J. Hooker was in on the joke. On the...

En The Dullard Gazette el 2007.06.12

Though not formally a sequel, "Knocked Up" feels like a follow-up to "The 40-Year-Old Virgin." It's got the same director, Judd Apatow, and much of the same cast: Seth Rogen, Paul Rudd and (in a cameo) Steve Carell. The real similarities, however, come in tone and technique. Apatow ably counterbalances a sweet story with raunchy humor ? until the dirty jokes fade and sweetness wins out. Rogen, in a leading role for a change, turns in a reasonable performance as a pot-smoking, porn-purveying schlub named...

En Oh que la chingada el 2007.05.25

Ahora con eso de que Dios esta en la Interne', pude por fin aclarar mi pregunta... cual es el significado de la vida? Me: Hello God: Hello my child. What is your name? Me: Carlos God: How are you, Carlos. Me: What is the meaning of life? God: It is found in the Bible. Me: Where? God: Where would you like it? Me: Are you hitting on me? God: Do I look like it? Me: Yeah God: Give me a break. Me: Oh my god God: Can we get back to business? Me: What kind of business dirty man? God: What kinds of dirty man are...

En KillCastro - A War Blog el 2007.03.12

"Is anybody really that surprised that Hillary Clinton is running for president? I'm not surprised. I mean, if you were married to Bill Clinton ... wouldn't you want to be able to tap his phone, read his mail, and torture him?" --Jay Leno "Politics is a dirty business. Hillary Clinton announced she's running for president, and the Republicans are already busy digging up dirt. They found out...

En My zoo station el 2007.02.10

01.-Running out of time 02.-Goodnight goodnight 03.-Ladies and gentlemen 04.-You owe me an iou 05.-No jokes - fact 06.-Jingle jangle 07.-Pickin' it up 08.-Island of the honest man 09.-Middle of nowhere 10.-Dirty mouth 11.-Soldier in a box 12.-Shame on you 13.-Elevator Pass: myzoostation...

En Lector de RSS el 2006.10.04

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En My Pages Rss el 2006.10.04

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En Mary P. Leaves the Building el 2006.08.02

Last night I had a dream. Not a Martin-Luther-King-esque dream, (although right now, that speech is soooo needed to be reminded), but a real dream. No demons, no witches, no madmen hunting me down to kill me, no wings, no angels. A good ol' dream. I was working at my first job, surrounded by my first employers. It was a wonderful dream. Yeah. I used the word wonderful. Sue me. Take note, this is a coming of age story so if you are not interested in flashbacks and lovely stories of my past, click on the...

En Can't you just fix me el 2006.05.27

Mom: Well hell, Hugh Jackman can scratch me with his claws any day. Me: ... Mom: Did-did I say that out loud? Me: ... (moves a few seats away) Mom: Oh come on, he's a hot art teacher. [This being a reference to X-men 2.] So, what was the point of me presenting this small tidbit to you all? Well, I just wanted to use an exhibit for the creatures known as Latina mothers, because they really are a breed all on their own. Latina mothers present a host of different behaviors and qualities, but I think it's safe...