Ultimos Posts 1. 13/12/2007 08:34 - This diamond is just way too big 10. Could our relationship be more physical?? I’m tired of being just friends . 9. Go ahead and leave the seat up. It’s easier for me to douche that way. 8. I think hairy butts are really sexy. 7. Hey, get a whiff of that one. 6. Please don’t throw that old T-shirt away. The holes in the armpit are just to too cute. 5. This diamond is just way too big. 4. I won... 2. 13/12/2007 08:30 - Sorry about the mess 10. “Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!” 9. “Luke, at that speed do you think you’ll be able to pull out in time ?” 8. “Put that thing away before you get us all killed .” 7. “You’ve got something jammed in here real good.” 6. “Aren’t you a little short for a storm trooper?”... 3. 13/12/2007 08:28 - It?s cool whip time! 10. Reach in and grab the giblets! 9. Whew…..that’s one terrific spread! 8. I’m in the mood for a little dark meat. 7. Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist. 6. Talk about a huge breast! 5. “And he forces his way into the end zone” 4. She’s 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 minutes to hold her down. 3. It’s cool whip t... 4. 13/12/2007 08:26 - Johnny, who loved his momma dearly Johnny, who loved his Momma dearly, hadn’t made a big deal about it for a long time, but suddenly decided NOW was the right time to ask. So he rushes downstairs to tell his Momma that he wanted his bike and he wanted it now. He gets downstairs, looks around, doesn’t see his mother , so he rushes back upstairs, opens the door to his mother ’s room and stops dead in... 5. 13/12/2007 08:22 - Frust 1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’ trus) adj. Possessing the ability to turn the bathroom faucet on and off with your toes. 2. CARPERPETUATION (kar’ pur pet u a shun) n. The act , when vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance. 3. DI... | Estadisticas Ver Codigo HTML Posicion del Blog en Nuestro Ranking Hits Semanales Hits Mensuales |